Okay, I've taken the test and this is where I'm going.
I always knew that I was going to hell but what level that was always the question.
Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge (is the place for me )
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an amphitheatre -shaped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Oh, give me a break, I live in L.A, We're all going to hell! Fish Sticks Paltrow will be there too.
They forgot to include the publicists, reality show personalities (especially the ones that do home improvement) and the people in children's programming.
Click the title and take Dante's Test and see where you're going.
See you in hell, Bozo's waiting.
Ta-Ta for now...
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