Friday, April 02, 2010

Peeps Show 2010


Yes, yes, yes, I've seen them before. I've just never seen them wearing trench coats and doing poses. I tend to stay away from the Easter candy. It kinda creeps me out.

I guess, I never got over the time when I got this chocolate rabbit and I of course felt very rebellious; just to think a Jew eating a chocolate Easter rabbit all wrapped in the shiny colorful foil. Ooo, and he was wearing a lavender and pink suit with teal detailing!

Being a sucker for the fashion and the shiny, I of course peeled away his foil suit-- Oh, so carefully. I wanted to keep it and press it-out. I thought that I would keep it forever. Yes, I had plans for the rabbit and his suit.
To make a long story short I went to bite into his ear-- The damn thing was hollow and crumbled like a freakin' deck of cards.

I expected him to be like I thought moreover assumed that they all were "Solid". I mean why bother if they weren't right? I threw the rabbit and his suit away. I felt like such a dirty whore and I never told my mother becuase she would have said that the rabbit was off limits in the first place.

Ever since then Easter candy has given me the creeps and I stay away from the stuff.

Now I have a renewed interest and its nice to know that they (the peeps) have a name :-)

Thanks G!

There's a reasonable explanation for all my neuroses,

M.M.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe