Sunday, April 30, 2006

Moliere



Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

-- Moliere


Ok, I've already written something for a few people. Close friends? Yeeeaaah maaybe, not really. Well, I don't know.

Oh, who am I kidding.

I'm a writer whore or at least that's what I aspire to be for the moment.

A Big Phat Writer Whore! There's always something else to buy.

What's This About Again?





ref·u·gee n. One who flees in search of refuge, as in times of war, political oppression, or religious persecution.

im·mi·grant n. A person who leaves one country to settle permanently in another.

Clearly, not the same word nor definition.

slave n. A person held in servitude as the chattel of another.

A word altogether different from the above mentioned.


Don't talk to me about immigration protests. Please!

I am being held hostage in my own city and I am about to lose it.

Okay, for those of you who know me..."Yes, I'm held up in my huge loft with ridiculously high ceilings and beautiful white walls with my chihuahuas but I'm still suffering."

"People" give me a reason to support you and perhaps I will. But remember that the very freedoms we all enjoy were paid for us in blood, sweat and a whole river of tears by generations past. So put down the Mexican banderas and pick up an American flag and be happy that you're here. And for goodness sakes leave Che Guevara out of this! Is it a Revolution, you want? What then? Who is oppressing you? Do You Know? Is this worse than your country? And if so how?

I may have to agree with the "You Know Who" on this one but "Sorry Kids" to the end of the line you'll have to go. If that doesn't suit you then leaving is always an option.

Oooo, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black!

But at least that is an option for you. Unlike many Black- Americans ancestors' who were stolen from their homelands in Africa and brought here on boats and were traded and sold as live goods. And that's putting it lightly.

All I can say is that if this is still going on, by May 11th when Christian Louboutin will be at Barney's New York doing custom designs on his canvas platform espadrilles and if I have a difficult time getting to Barney's and G-D forbid, I miss him.
I am Going To Throw A Full ON SHIT FIT Like The World Has Never Seen!

In parting, I will leave you with a Civil Rights Time- Line. And in reading it, please remember the Irish, Italians, Japanese, Chinese, and the countless others who also have put in the time to make this country great.

If there is a group that should be marching it should be the Native Americans. Need I mention that it was their land in the first place. America is their home and immigrants now have it far better than them.

Now, what's this about want again?

One Last thing, click the link and find out what Mis Hermanos Y Hermanas ( mi gente verdad) , Los Cubanos think about this same issue. If you haven't guessed it by now, I am Cuban American or an American of Cuban decent if you prefer not just another black chick as I've been referred to as being. Oh, the dismal abyss of ignorance.

F.Y.I. Cubans were put in Detention Centers while they waited for their immigration affairs to be sorted out.

Muy interesante pero al fin, VIVA Los Estados Unidos! ( Long! Live ! AMERICA! ) ... with all my heart I love this country, the people just Suck sometimes.


Civil Rights Timeline
Milestones In The Modern Civil Rights Movement
by Borgna Brunner and Elissa Haney


1954

May 17
The Supreme Court rules on the landmark case Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kans., unanimously agreeing that segregation in public schools is unconstitutional. The ruling paves the way for large-scale desegregation. The decision overturns the 1896 Plessy v. Ferguson ruling that sanctioned "separate but equal" segregation of the races, ruling that "separate educational facilities are inherently unequal." It is a victory for NAACP attorney Thurgood Marshall, who will later return to the Supreme Court as the nation's first black justice.

1955

Aug.
Fourteen-year-old Chicagoan Emmett Till is visiting family in Mississippi when he is kidnapped, brutally beaten, shot, and dumped in the Tallahatchie River for allegedly whistling at a white woman. Two white men, J. W. Milam and Roy Bryant, are arrested for the murder and acquitted by an all-white jury. They later boast about committing the murder in a Look magazine interview. The case becomes a cause célèbre of the civil rights movement.

Dec. 1
(Montgomery, Ala.) NAACP member Rosa Parks refuses to give up her seat at the front of the "colored section" of a bus to a white passenger, defying a southern custom of the time. In response to her arrest the Montgomery black community launches a bus boycott, which will last for more than a year, until the buses are desegregated Dec. 21, 1956. As newly elected president of the Montgomery Improvement Association (MIA), Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr., is instrumental in leading the boycott.

1957
Jan.–Feb.
Martin Luther King, Charles K. Steele, and Fred L. Shuttlesworth establish the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, of which King is made the first president. The SCLC becomes a major force in organizing the civil rights movement and bases its principles on nonviolence and civil disobedience. According to King, it is essential that the civil rights movement not sink to the level of the racists and hatemongers who oppose them: "We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline," he urges.



Sept.
(Little Rock, Ark.) Formerly all-white Central High School learns that integration is easier said than done. Nine black students are blocked from entering the school on the orders of Governor Orval Faubus. President Eisenhower sends federal troops and the National Guard to intervene on behalf of the students, who become known as the "Little Rock Nine."
1960

Feb. 1
(Greensboro, N.C.) Four black students from North Carolina Agricultural and Technical College begin a sit-in at a segregated Woolworth's lunch counter. Although they are refused service, they are allowed to stay at the counter. The event triggers many similar nonviolent protests throughout the South. Six months later the original four protesters are served lunch at the same Woolworth's counter. Student sit-ins would be effective throughout the Deep South in integrating parks, swimming pools, theaters, libraries, and other public facilities.


April
(Raleigh, N.C.) The Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC) is founded at Shaw University, providing young blacks with a place in the civil rights movement. The SNCC later grows into a more radical organization, especially under the leadership of Stokely Carmichael (1966–1967).

1961

May 4
The Congress of Racial Equality (CORE) begins sending student volunteers on bus trips to test the implementation of new laws prohibiting segregation in interstate travel facilities. One of the first two groups of "freedom riders," as they are called, encounters its first problem two weeks later, when a mob in Alabama sets the riders' bus on fire. The program continues, and by the end of the summer 1,000 volunteers, black and white, have participated.

Oct. 1
James Meredith becomes the first black student to enroll at the University of Mississippi. Violence and riots surrounding the incident cause President Kennedy to send 5,000 federal troops.

1963

April 16
Martin Luther King is arrested and jailed during anti-segregation protests in Birmingham, Ala.; he writes his seminal "Letter from Birmingham Jail," arguing that individuals have the moral duty to disobey unjust laws.


May
During civil rights protests in Birmingham, Ala., Commissioner of Public Safety Eugene "Bull" Connor uses fire hoses and police dogs on black demonstrators. These images of brutality, which are televised and published widely, are instrumental in gaining sympathy for the civil rights movement around the world.


June 12
(Jackson, Miss.) Mississippi's NAACP field secretary, 37-year-old Medgar Evers, is murdered outside his home. Byron De La Beckwith is tried twice in 1964, both trials resulting in hung juries. Thirty years later he is convicted for murdering Evers.



Aug. 28
(Washington, D.C.) About 200,000 people join the March on Washington. Congregating at the Lincoln Memorial, participants listen as Martin Luther King delivers his famous "I Have a Dream" speech.


Sept. 15
(Birmingham, Ala.) Four young girls (Denise McNair, Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robertson, and Addie Mae Collins) attending Sunday school are killed when a bomb explodes at the Sixteenth Street Baptist Church, a popular location for civil rights meetings. Riots erupt in Birmingham, leading to the deaths of two more black youths.

1964

Jan. 23
The 24th Amendment abolishes the poll tax, which originally had been instituted in 11 southern states after Reconstruction to make it difficult for poor blacks to vote.


Summer
The Council of Federated Organizations (COFO), a network of civil rights groups that includes CORE and SNCC, launches a massive effort to register black voters during what becomes known as the Freedom Summer. It also sends delegates to the Democratic National Convention to protest—and attempt to unseat—the official all-white Mississippi contingent.


July 2
President Johnson signs the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The most sweeping civil rights legislation since Reconstruction, the Civil Rights Act prohibits discrimination of all kinds based on race, color, religion, or national origin. The law also provides the federal government with the powers to enforce desegregation.



Aug. 4
(Neshoba Country, Miss.) The bodies of three civil-rights workers—two white, one black—are found in an earthen dam, six weeks into a federal investigation backed by President Johnson. James E. Chaney, 21; Andrew Goodman, 21; and Michael Schwerner, 24, had been working to register black voters in Mississippi, and, on June 21, had gone to investigate the burning of a black church. They were arrested by the police on speeding charges, incarcerated for several hours, and then released after dark into the hands of the Ku Klux Klan, who murdered them.

1965

Feb. 21
(Harlem, N.Y.) Malcolm X, black nationalist and founder of the Organization of Afro-American Unity, is shot to death. It is believed the assailants are members of the Black Muslim faith, which Malcolm had recently abandoned in favor of orthodox Islam.


March 7
(Selma, Ala.) Blacks begin a march to Montgomery in support of voting rights but are stopped at the Pettus Bridge by a police blockade. Fifty marchers are hospitalized after police use tear gas, whips, and clubs against them. The incident is dubbed "Bloody Sunday" by the media. The march is considered the catalyst for pushing through the voting rights act five months later.


Aug. 10
Congress passes the Voting Rights Act of 1965, making it easier for Southern blacks to register to vote. Literacy tests, poll taxes, and other such requirements that were used to restrict black voting are made illegal.


Aug. 11–17, 1965
(Watts, Calif.) Race riots erupt in a black section of Los Angeles.


Sept. 24, 1965
Asserting that civil rights laws alone are not enough to remedy discrimination, President Johnson issues Executive Order 11246, which enforces affirmative action for the first time. It requires government contractors to "take affirmative action"

1966

Oct.
(Oakland, Calif.) The militant Black Panthers are founded by Huey Newton and Bobby Seale.

1967
April 19
Stokely Carmichael, a leader of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC), coins the phrase "black power" in a speech in Seattle. He defines it as an assertion of black pride and "the coming together of black people to fight for their liberation by any means necessary." The term's radicalism alarms many who believe the civil rights movement's effectiveness and moral authority crucially depend on nonviolent civil disobedience.


June 12
In Loving v. Virginia, the Supreme Court rules that prohibiting interracial marriage is unconstitutional. Sixteen states that still banned interracial marriage at the time are forced to revise their laws.


July
Major race riots take place in Newark (July 12–16) and Detroit (July 23–30).

1968
April 4
(Memphis, Tenn.) Martin Luther King, at age 39, is shot as he stands on the balcony outside his hotel room. Escaped convict and committed racist James Earl Ray is convicted of the crime.

April 11
President Johnson signs the Civil Rights Act of 1968, prohibiting discrimination in the sale, rental, and financing of housing.

1971

April 20
The Supreme Court, in Swann v. Charlotte-Mecklenburg Board of Education, upholds busing as a legitimate means for achieving integration of public schools. Although largely unwelcome (and sometimes violently opposed) in local school districts, court-ordered busing plans in cities such as Charlotte, Boston, and Denver continue until the late 1990s.

1988

March 22
Overriding President Reagan's veto, Congress passes the Civil Rights Restoration Act, which expands the reach of non-discrimination laws within private institutions receiving federal funds.

1991

Nov. 22
After two years of debates, vetoes, and threatened vetoes, President Bush reverses himself and signs the Civil Rights Act of 1991, strengthening existing civil rights laws and providing for damages in cases of intentional employment discrimination.

1992

April 29
(Los Angeles, Calif.) The first race riots in decades erupt in south-central Los Angeles after a jury acquits four white police officers for the videotaped beating of African American Rodney King.

2003

June 23
In the most important affirmative action decision since the 1978 Bakke case, the Supreme Court (5–4) upholds the University of Michigan Law School's policy, ruling that race can be one of many factors considered by colleges when selecting their students because it furthers "a compelling interest in obtaining the educational benefits that flow from a diverse student body."

2005

June 21
The ringleader of the Mississippi civil rights murders (see Aug. 4, 1964), Edgar Ray Killen, is convicted of manslaughter on the 41st anniversary of the crimes.


NOW THAT'S A LONG TIME!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Advice...an excerpt




























(Disarming and sweetly speaking)

Thanks. The coffee's great. Sumatra.

Oh, Kenya... hmmm, tastes like Sumatra.

Well, I think it's adorable the way he looks at you with those big brown longing puppy dog eyes. If he had a tail he'd be wagging it for sure. He breathes a sigh of devotion for you at the very mention of your name. It's so courageous, valiant even the way he confesses his unrequited love for you.

Why not give him a chance?

After-all, you're forty four. Excuse me 40-something and truthfully, I don't see a line in front of your door.

Oh there's the cat.

I know how it must feel being his second choice and all. He's shorter than you and he has a baby; he might be married...(rolling eyes back in thought) hummn.

Look at it this way...He's a man, he's cute ( he likes his car a bit to much for my taste), he has a job with benefits and he's interested in you.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

No Love















You can't appreciate me, my beauty or my intellect.
You only see what you want to see and that is a second-class no body
who's no better than you.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Isn't It Lovely


Just in time for Passover and the Easter Holiday "Tom Cruise Tosses The Shackles Of Hollywood Oppression" and he coming to get us all, the non-scientologists of course. Let's all watch as he screams and runs ( he like to run) on about Katie, psychiatry, sex, space aliens, and more...
Tom's a sick puppy. Let's poke him with a stick.

Monday, April 10, 2006

On Occasion

glitter graphics

Sometimes...I just get so frustrated.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Freaks Come Out At Nite















Yesterday night I bore witness to a nasty and unsettling event at a restaurant were a food-server was verbally abused and shoved by a very ugly and very skinny woman with big bulging eyes, stringy dark hair, bad pale leather skin and dingy teeth with a horrible underbite. The woman wore a cheap strapless flower print dress, with gold plastic strappy shoes and had a bad fake tit job that coincidentally was like her bad fake Chanel purse in quality which may have been a great part of her rageful angst.

This Bone Of A Dog really thought she was soooooo sexy, hot and good-looking or perhaps she was just pretending. Her father probably told her that she was the best thing since sliced bread all of her life but sadly no one else ever did nor will because "Fabulous Is As Fabulous Does And Always Will" as "The fashion Rabbi" says. Tragically, It was latter reveled that the Jerky Tartlet had an eating disorder.

"Ladies" I can't stress this enough... but before I get to it, I want to let you know that I do feel greatly for those of you with this problem... I really do but... what you chose to tickle with your finger wether it be your twat or the back of your throat is really your own private affair and really should be kept in the bedroom, bathroom or psychiatrist's office.

It shouldn't be brought to the restaurant on Friday night albeit even if it is for a family function.

"Ladies" and if your dirty little secret is known by the rest of your family, "Change Your MO".

It's really sad when your mother has to announce to everyone at the table and to the entire restaurant what your mental state of being is because she is trying to save face from your embarrassing tirade that you seem to do every time you have to eat in public about the server being stupid and not getting your order right and giving you bad service.

"Skinny Rabbit" if you change your order an average of 7 times and only 3 courses are being served, 2 of the 3 courses are a choice of 2 items, neither of which you want, something is bound to come out wrong.

Do the math because "Tricks Really Are For Kids".

You Don't Want To Eat So You Blame The Person Serving You The Food.

What happened to the good ole' days were if you had to eat in public you'd take a whole sheet of ex-lax and afterwards you'd let'er rip?

Eating disorders are so passe I had a few back-in the 90's myself before they became so dunno... LaLohan.

...And if you're nearly 50 as Bone-A -Linga looked shouldn't you be past that anyway?

I have nothing against 50 year-olds.

Pills are in now. CLUE PHONE for Bone-A-Whatsgonewrongnow... Take one!

I'll part leaving you with this word quandary... if Bone-A-Linga's a Stupid Bitch then what would you call a late 40-something, wire mouth piece of... ( I'm watching my mouth Rabbi )...who makes sweeping statements about ... well... let just say all G-d's creatures ?

Okay a little more info...Bumpkin's favorite pastime is watching the Tele.

Aaaaaaahhhhh, the power of words.

Monday, April 03, 2006

About Me...


I was recently asked by a strange, unattractive man who I was...After I threw my champagne in his face (it was corked anyway) and The Fashion Rabbi gave him a swift kick, that got me to thinking.

Who am I...really? This is what I came up with...



ALL ABOUT ME
Name:Elbib Dratsab
Birthday:May 19
Birthplace:Hemmingway's favorite place
Current Location:Los Angeles
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Lately Auburn and not sure how I feel about it
Height:5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Cuban/ French Moroccan/ Turkish
The Shoes You Wore Today:A pair of Lanvin flats
Your Weakness:Laziness
Your Fears:Failure, dying penniless and alone
Your Perfect Pizza:Crispy crust,spinach, lots of garlic and soy cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Finish my screenplay, start shooting it and rewrite my novel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I Love You
Thoughts First Waking Up:Uggggh...
Your Best Physical Feature:My eyes
Your Bedtime:Around 2am
Your Most Missed Memory:I don't dream as much as I used too
Pepsi or Coke:Diet
MacDonalds or Burger King:Neither
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Le Palais Des Thes
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Espresso
Do you Smoke:I have asthma
Do you Swear:In four languages
Do you Sing:I can prepare a song
Do you Shower Daily:I can't remember...
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:Been there done that...
Do you want to get Married:Yes
Do you belive in yourself:Not always
Do you get Motion Sickness:Sometimes when a certain someone is driving...Mickhuda Berg
Do you think you are Attractive:Yes
Are you a Health Freak:No
Do you get along with your Parents:Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:I hate them
Do you play an Instrument:Yes, The Cowbell, I own A Horachio Hernadez
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Champagne...Of Course...
In the past month have you Smoked:No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I wish...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:Everyday, I live in LA
In the past month have you been Dumped:My chihuahua often ignores me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I like to pee in the water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Yes a book. Oh no, that was last month. Sorry.
Ever been Drunk:Unfortunatly
Ever been called a Tease:I've been called vain
Ever been Beaten up:I've had my ass handed to me more times than I'd like to admit
Ever Shoplifted:Yes
How do you want to Die:Not in my car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A person who is financially comfortable
What country would you most like to Visit:Israel
Number of Drugs I have taken:Three
Number of CDs I own:Many
Number of Piercings:Two
Number of Tattoos:One
Number of things in my Past I Regret:I regret nothing