Monday, April 24, 2006

Advice...an excerpt




























(Disarming and sweetly speaking)

Thanks. The coffee's great. Sumatra.

Oh, Kenya... hmmm, tastes like Sumatra.

Well, I think it's adorable the way he looks at you with those big brown longing puppy dog eyes. If he had a tail he'd be wagging it for sure. He breathes a sigh of devotion for you at the very mention of your name. It's so courageous, valiant even the way he confesses his unrequited love for you.

Why not give him a chance?

After-all, you're forty four. Excuse me 40-something and truthfully, I don't see a line in front of your door.

Oh there's the cat.

I know how it must feel being his second choice and all. He's shorter than you and he has a baby; he might be married...(rolling eyes back in thought) hummn.

Look at it this way...He's a man, he's cute ( he likes his car a bit to much for my taste), he has a job with benefits and he's interested in you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Kirk is going to use this for his class as a monologue exercise. Way to go! Very Sunday On The Rocks!